Tooth Fairy

Our youngest loses his last tooth.  Three kids.  Twenty teeth.  Two bucks each.  One hundred twenty dollars.  That’s one week’s worth of groceries, three tankfuls of gas, a family movie night, jeans for my wife, or four new shirts for me.  One hundred twenty dollars.  Blown on a bullshit story.

braking
for unicorns …
valley mist

Dave Read

Tooth Fairy

Merry Christmas

Not sure I will able to – or whether it makes any sense – update this on-going journal for the remainder of 2017, I wish every reader and submitter of works a merry Christmas and a happy New Year or whatever you celebrate. Without you, generous writers, this journal wouldn’t exist; and that’s the truth for every journal. Thank you again, all, for sending me your works and letting me bring your goodies forth for the world to read!!!

And then I’m gonna use the ed’s prerogative and publish one of my own 😉

The Birdmaker

It was another cold day and the Birdmaker put down the peregrine falcon he was working on. With the fourth he massaged three of his hands trying to get some warmth into them when the Windmaker came in causing a whirlwind of feathers. It was winter and no one could say whether it was in “the midst of”, “a little into” or “at the end of” it. It had been winter for so long that no one remembered it beginning and no one had any faith left in the prophecies of it ending. What fun could be had with making snowballs and ditto people had long since evaporated from the minds of the living. The Birdmaker snapped his fingers (with a little “ouch”) and the feathers went straight back to the table he was working at. He added a few ordinary falcon feathers and a big blue one from a parrot to the bird’s head and held it out in a straight arm: “Now this will raise some eyebrows – eventually”, he said and carried it into the storage room. For as long as anyone could remember it had been too cold for birds like that. Only penguins, a few gulls and the hardy barnacle geese could survive in the cold and the Birdmaker was a little tired of making the same kind of birds over and over. He yearned to use all his skills, so from time to time he would build something different, birds that belonged to spring and summer – but they were kept on hold till the (eventual) end of the seemingly endless winter. The Windmaker sat by the fire blowing into his hands with all four of his mouths; one for each face and a face for each corner of the world.
“Is there any coffee on the … thing”, he said not really sure of what to call the emu-of-constant-heat the Birdmaker had made into a coffee machine.
“Of course. Can’t function without it”, the Birdmaker said. “And there might be some in the thermo heron”.
“Nah, not really fond of thermo heron coffee. It tastes a bit … birdy”.
“Can’t be helped, can’t be helped”, said the Birdmaker, “but it’s way better than that from the thermo hippo the Beastmaker serves”.
“Yeah. That’s awful!” and the Windmaker’s four faces all expressed disgust.
Outside a storm howled throwing snow about and all was white.
“One of yours?”, asked the Birdmaker.
“Yes. He just has to let out some steam. He has been in a terrible mood all day and I’m tired of arguing with him”.
“It’ll blow over”, said the Birdmaker and they both laughed. After all, you only have the fun you make yourself.

embedded in the letter ø Earth’s tilted axis

Merry Christmas

Cheat

It’s 2am on a school night and I should’ve been asleep hours ago. I hope mother doesn’t see the faint glow of the screen’s light under the bedroom door or there’ll be trouble. The Spectrum game is taking hours to complete; gold coins deviously hidden behind rocks and skulls. I’ve managed to find the rubber snorkel and navigate through the ocean to the second island, the lonely shopkeeper my only friend on arrival.

just one life…
struck down on the grave
by the pirate’s ghost

It’s 2am on a work night and I find the Spectrum emulator online; Treasure Island Dizzy my entertainment again. The hours of childhood frustration come back to me, though the holy bible provides protection from the pirate’s wrath this time. On the far island, the shopkeeper still dispenses boat parts to aid the escape from cartoon exile. But the morning’s coming and I’m struggling to locate the last coins to pay the ferryman….

walkthrough…
I can’t resist following
the instructions

 

Tim Gardiner

Cheat

Three-Legged Stool

Overnight, his understanding of life grew worse.  He went looking for a barber, but ended up at the butcher.  He asked to be shorn, but, instead, was sawed.  Immediately, his financial worries doubled.  “I would give my life, he moaned, to make ends meet.”

life balance
falling hard
a three-legged stool

 

Peter Jastermsky

Three-Legged Stool

Two Stones Down

So strange to find you here, wasting under the weeds. Not only are you dead, you’re missing. No one left knows where your body is buried.
As a child, you were always in your mother’s sight.  She’s gone, too, no hand to lay on you.  But if a mother’s intuition lives on, she’ll turn over one last time, knowing you are two stones down.

silence . . .
so fluent
a language

 

Peter Jastermsky

 

Two Stones Down